Finished! Now What?

As of tomorrow, it will be exactly two weeks since I successfully defended my PhD dissertation at Big University in the Midwest (BUM), and a week and a half since I returned home to my husband and 2 kids, #1 (5-going-on-6) and #2 (3). Given time-to-completion (one month shy of 7 years following my comps; or, put differently, one month shy of being kicked out) and the gaping three-year hole in my CV (which, amazingly enough, corresponds exactly with my son's age), I have no discernible job prospects and little idea of what's coming next. I'm hoping to work that all out here...or make my peace with the whole SAHM thing, whichever happens first.